COLD RUNNING NOSE !!! T_T

OK....today i'm suffering from a COLD RUNNING NOSE ! wanna know the reason why i had this cold running nose....its because of i fell at the staircase ! OK.....it all started when i was walking with my two friends.....we all just came back from giant and then my house was right beside of it ! so we walked back ! as soon as we reached my house....we came across a wet staircase with some water around it ! I didn't know that the bloody staircase was so slippery ! as soon as i took my 2 steps up......my friends behind me suddenly was shocked of looking at me sliding face down at the staircase with my nose dipping in the puddle of water ! both of my friends then ask me a question ( actually they wanted to laugh oledi ) and the question was "HEY are you doin a breakdance....if u are doin a breakdance that must be the coolest face down dance i've ever seen in history " and then BOTH of them just LAUGH THEIR ASS OUT !..........i then just reply them by saying " SHUT UP LA and help me up ".....after they help me up.....I then suddenly sneezed "ACHOO" then i realized that when i fall my nose have sniffed a gallons of dirty staircase water.....and thats the reason to day i have a bloody running nose ! THANX TO THE STAIRCASE !!!!

BASED ON AN EVENT JUST HAPPEN A FEW HOURS AGO.......( thanx a lot stairs that really help ) T_T