My dog's grooming day !

today........me and my mum.......decided it is time to bring my dog for grooming......becos we just can't stand her long curly fur.........THATS IT !!!!!.........she's got to go..........i mean for a dog to have long fur is normal.....fine........but then her long fur makes her look like an overgown SHEEP !........when my dog hear that we are goin to bring her to the pet shop........she quickly ran into my room......and hid herself under the bed......while she's under the bed........i tried to pull her out.........but then she bite.......my hand.........then i said......"OH THATS IT".........if u don't come out now i swear I'm goin to use my SNIPER AIRSOFT GUN to shoot........but she still won't budge.......I then fired a loud shot........BANG!!!!!!.........she quickly ran out of my bed like a chicken and jumped onto my mum's arm............then i said......."SERVE YOU RIGHT"............the journey to the petshop.........was about.......45minutes.......when we reached there.........the boss of the petshop greet us with a warm welcome by saying........"WELCOME WELCOME".........what can we do for ur dog........i then use........a bit of singlish language and told the boss...........u cut my dog's fur short short aaah.........later i come back i want to see........if no short........i no pay.........ok !..........the boss agreed.......then in a middle of no where a BIG ASS golden retriever head straight for my dog.........and then it sniffed my dog's ASS.........i then said "SHOO SHOO"........but it still won't budge........it still keep on sniffing my dog's ASS.........i think in the golden retriever's mind is thinking.......mmmm.....mmmm.....this bitch's ASS smells terrific........after that the boss asked me to put my dog in the cage as he knows how to handle her........and he asked me to come back to get her in about 3pm........I then said......"OH"........after that i head straight home.......with the wind blowing against my hair again........hehehehhehe........!

BASED ON A TRUE STORY.......i just came back from the petshop.......!