D-DAY !!!!!!!

Today........was the johor league tornament........called D-DAY *Dooms day*........i went to participate.....in it...........each team can only have 5 ppl in it........and not more than 5.............so we waited untill it was our turn............every game in this tornament has different names........like our's was thriple threat......it means 3 on 3 first.........so my other team members.........sit on the bench for the next round substitute..in the tornament we cannot give our real names.....so they gave me a name called "CYRAX" o_O" wat kind of gay name was that.....my team name even sounds nicer than mine its called "Assault Recon"...... in this video........we won the first round................i'll be posting more video........!

The Dawn Of a New Day !

Ok.......wow.......its been 5 days oledi i haven't been posting nonsense in blogger.........hmmm well i'm back again ready to post a whole lot of stuff in it............ok let me start by telling you all the reason why this 5 days i haven't been online and stuff........ok the first day i went to my friends house and stay...........second day........in the morning went to hawker stall and eat breakfast and suddenly stomach pain.........head straight for toilet but then occupied by ppl..........i knocked the door cos my stomach can't be patient oledi...........but then the guy purposely took out his handphone and call someone while his inside the toilet .........and purposely let me wait outside........so i ran all the way to macdonald and S*** it OUT !!!!!.......third day..........still at friends house.......this time we went to cyber cafe to challenge Dota........but then there was occupied by so many ppl..........so we head to another cyber cafe but further one..........and was so pissed.........fourth day.........still at friends house............at night.........we played a drinking card game........played 21......and a tradisional chinese card game called "Cho Tai Ti"............who ever loses and have the most card at hand must drink calsberg........in the end all of us got drink ..........and fainted on bed and slept through the next morning.............fifth day today !!!! i finnaly come back to my own home and posting this true stories to u all..........and the picture in my blogger ur viewing now is my new rebonding hairstyle nice or not hahahahahahahahhaha !!!!!!


BASED ON A TRUE EVENTS AND STORY...........!

The Best Damn Thing !!!!!!!

OK.......I today especially go to Skudai Jusco there just to eat a special dessert........its called the......."FAMOUS ICE-KIMO" muahahahahahahahhaha.........ok one thing i don't like about famous stuff is becos of the bloody LONG QUEU !!!!!! U see la just becos of one stupid famous dessert then i must queu up for half an hour just to buy it !........But then its worthy it la.........I bought the Tropical Mango Salsa !!!!!!mmmmmm........mmmmmmm..........Damn TATS GOOD !!!!! ok when i first took a spoonful of it and put it in my mouth............*HUAAAAAA*.........I feel like I was suddenly teleport to heaven........but then its kinda strange......when i eat this thing i can suddenly felt my heart crying........hmmmmmm........eeer......can heart's cry ?????............Ok........watever la....but still........I'm gonna say the same slogan from Avril Lavigne........it is......."THE BEST DAMN THING" hehehehehehe ~_~" !!!!! Ok......today's date is SATURDAY..........8 OF NOVEMBER.........NOT THURSDAY...........stupid BLOGGER !!!!!!!

Based on true events............Next time I'm definitely going again !!!!!!

Bad Ass Luck Day !!!!!!!!

Ok........today........i went to jusco tebrau for a purpose just to get a movie ticket for myself...........hehehehe......the show that i was goin to watch was....."TROPIC THUNDER"........i heard that show was 4 and a half star.........becos it was hilarious........i was planning to buy the 4pm show.......but then sold out.......SOLD OUT !!!!!!!o_O".......Goddamn It !!!!!!..........ok since the movie ticket was sold out i then said to myself........hmmm.......nevermind loh next time also can watch.......then suddenly i have a craving for BASKIN ROBBINS.......chocolate ice- cream.......mmmmm....mmmmm......damn......just think of that sweet creammy chocolaty taste.........ohhh........i immediately head over to the BASKIN ROBBINS to get me one.........Unfortunately............-_-"..........*haiz*.........SOLD OUT again...........ok this time i really was furious.........as in my heart was cursing with all of the badwords..........i head straight to the washroom.......and yelled softly........"SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT".............I then came out of the washroom and head straight back home.........this time with no wind blowing against my hair............! U see even now while I'm posting this new post even my blogger time and date is also WRONG.........GODDAMN IT..........Today is really my "BAD ASS LUCK DAY"..........and today supposed to be Friday......!!!!!!! WtF !!!!! U see la so bad luck.......Walauuuu !!!!!!! I think god is punishing me.........GOD WHY ????.....WHY ????.......i'm so innocent.......i just want an ice-cream and watch movie.........What Did I Do To Deserve This..........WHY ??????


BASED ON A TRUE EVENTS AND STORY that just happen just now !!!!!!!!

Something is wrong with my blogger's date !

Eeeer.......there is something wrong with my blogs date.......isn't today supposed to be thursday........haiz........-___-" !

My dog's grooming day !

today........me and my mum.......decided it is time to bring my dog for grooming......becos we just can't stand her long curly fur.........THATS IT !!!!!.........she's got to go..........i mean for a dog to have long fur is normal.....fine........but then her long fur makes her look like an overgown SHEEP !........when my dog hear that we are goin to bring her to the pet shop........she quickly ran into my room......and hid herself under the bed......while she's under the bed........i tried to pull her out.........but then she bite.......my hand.........then i said......"OH THATS IT".........if u don't come out now i swear I'm goin to use my SNIPER AIRSOFT GUN to shoot........but she still won't budge.......I then fired a loud shot........BANG!!!!!!.........she quickly ran out of my bed like a chicken and jumped onto my mum's arm............then i said......."SERVE YOU RIGHT"............the journey to the petshop.........was about.......45minutes.......when we reached there.........the boss of the petshop greet us with a warm welcome by saying........"WELCOME WELCOME".........what can we do for ur dog........i then use........a bit of singlish language and told the boss...........u cut my dog's fur short short aaah.........later i come back i want to see........if no short........i no pay.........ok !..........the boss agreed.......then in a middle of no where a BIG ASS golden retriever head straight for my dog.........and then it sniffed my dog's ASS.........i then said "SHOO SHOO"........but it still won't budge........it still keep on sniffing my dog's ASS.........i think in the golden retriever's mind is thinking.......mmmm.....mmmm.....this bitch's ASS smells terrific........after that the boss asked me to put my dog in the cage as he knows how to handle her........and he asked me to come back to get her in about 3pm........I then said......"OH"........after that i head straight home.......with the wind blowing against my hair again........hehehehhehe........!

BASED ON A TRUE STORY.......i just came back from the petshop.......!

The Interesting Scene In Tesco !

Ok........night time..........just got back from TESCO.........and i saw another interesting scene......there.........it was around 7:00pm.....while i was walking up the escalator.........i saw a bunch of security guards surrounding a little kid who's age around 13 years-old wearing a t-shirt and a long green school pants...........at first i thought the kid was a celebrity or something..........but suddenly the kid screamed "GET LOST la".......everybody in the mall was shocked.......including me..........then the kid quickly ran down the escalator with two security chasing him behind.........so i was curious to find out why......*actually i'm a bit busybody*............i head over to one of the female security guard and ask her .........what happened.......why suddenly the kid screams like hell........she then explains to me.........actually the kid was in the supermarket.........near the candy department sneaking chocolates and secretly eating them.......and he was caught by one of the Surveillance Camera............when the security head over to ask him to pay he quickly........walk as fast as he thinks he is the superhero "The Flash"............i knodded my head........and said "OH".........and then i head straight for the exit...........while i was on the outside........i saw the kid was kneeling on the ground crying......and one of the security.......was trying to call his mom.......hehehehehehe......i bet that kid has pissed his pants hahahahahha..........after that.........well........i went home.......with the wind blowing my hair........and in my mouth........i said........."I Shall Go Where The Wind Takes Me"..........hahahahahahahahha.......just kidding........! that will be all for tonight ! OK.......the moral of the story is "SERVE HIM RIGHT" hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaha

School Punishment

Just keep watching the guy with the tie swinging his cane at a student's A$$

School's Punishment is getting way too much !!!!

Today..........as usual........i go to school in the morning..........and head straight for class........but then .........at around 10:00am..........i saw a Diciplinary Teacher was punishing a class of remove student's..........the punishment was "sitting under the sun and a heavy stroke of CANE in the ASS" because they were too noisy...........from my point of view........one punishment is already......enough........but why does it have to be two ????.........I mean......YES the Deciplinary Teacher can punish them.........but they doesn't have to punish untill like this right ?............ok letting them sitting under the sun.........is ok....fine.......but then no need to cane them already wat!!!!!They were already under the sun for half an hour sweating like hell already........but in the end still have to get a heavy Stroke of Cane !!!.........u can also watch a short videos that i've recorded today !

I got insulted in MSN !

Ok........night time..........now I'm using MSN.........chatting with an old friend Johnson................. its been a long time oledi haven't heard from him..........so as usual i always asked him how is he.........but his same usual answer is still "SO LAME".............and i even asked him hows my hairstyle........he said........it looks like a pile of Grass !...............he said i always skip school........but i replied : Good Student Always Skip Schools...........hehehehehhehehe......j/k......for some reason i asked him to view my new blog...........its called DunkTatShit.blogspot.......but then he insult my profile by saying Dunkinddonut.blogspot........................I said "Hey don't say like that".......but then he said "BASKET"............! That will be all for today !

BASED ON A TRUE STORY !!!!!!!

Today's life at school !

Ok........this morning when i reached school the first thing..........i did.........was.......put my bag on the floor.....hehehehehehhehe.......no la......today at school all i did was sitting at class shaking my legs and bang my head on the desk...........becos its.....TOO BORING !!!!!!! ~_~".......The reason that school was boring is becos the test is over already and everyone comes to school just to fill in their attendance.......and do nothing..........becos the teachers at school just sits in the class and tells everyone to "Do Their Own Work"..........ok one thing that is good about doing our own work is we get freedom to do anything at class.......but after a few minutes .......The Boringness started and everyone just sits at their own desk ........Sleeping ,Picking their nose ,Talking ,Singing softly and blah blah blah ! ok what i did today secretly brought my mobile phone to school and played with it and listen to mp3.........ok after awhile my head was as heavy as a rock and it was started to fall on the desk........and my eyes starting to close..........and zzzZZZZZzzzz..........ok after half an hour i woked up and went to the toilet just to wash my face.......but then while i was in the toilet........a strange smell suddenly exposes to the air.......in my mind i thought it was the smell of the bleach that the toilet cleanner uses but then i still continued to the basin to wash my face and ignored the smell.......but then after awhile the smell starting to smell worse........it smells like.....Death.........the smell was coming from the toilet bowl........when i head over the toilet bowl and checked it out..........all i said was "HOLY S@#%"..........somebody has forgotten to flush the the Damn things cos it smells like...........oh god....T_T.........and it was floating in the toilet bowl...........i tried to flush the Damn things......but the damn flush button was stucked....... so all i did was........i took a few steps away from the toilet bowl........and said "F*** This" and quickly ran away !...........Ok that will be all for today !!!!

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Which Heroes do you like ?

I'm now watching "HEROES" season 3

New profile !!!!! hellyeah !!!!

hmmm.......as usual i will first say......"WHASSUP and WELCOME to my PROFILE"........my name is "EXISTANCE" and i will be ur Host tonight..........hahahahha just joking........since i have already created this new profile...........starting to from today i am goin to post a lot of nonsense in it..........and wait....wait........i know what ur all thinking........i'm not goin to post the same nonsense tat i've post in friendster..........don't worry.........this nonsense is goin to be about "MY EVERYDAY LIFE"........hehehehehe.........so be sure to check out my new profile........ this is Existance signning off for today..........Goodbye !